The Little Blue Man

1.  One morning while I was out shopping
You'll find it hard to believe
But a little blue man stepped out of the crowd
And quietly tugged on my sleeve

Chorus:
    "I wuv you, I wuv you," said the little blue man
    "I wuv you, I wuv you to bits."
    "I wuv you, I wuv you," said the little blue man
    And scared me right out of my wits.

2.  I ran home to my apartment
I ran in and I slammed the door
But there on my chair was the little blue man
And he started to tell me once more

3.  For weeks after that I was haunted
No one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be

4.  One evening in wild desperation
I ran to a roof top in town
And over the side I pushed the little blue man
And he said to me all the way down

5.  I whispered thank goodness it's over
And I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street was the little blue man
And he said with a tear in his eye:

"I don't wuv you anymore!"